It's an industry secret that some funeral homes don’t use a machine to burn the dead, but instead call The Cremator. He has a true passion for small businesses and helps them cut incineration costs by providing his services free of charge. It's a bargain really, he disposes the body and offers ash back in return. What goes unspoken is the real fee The Cremator collects; his clientele wouldn't exist if they knew all the unsavory details. Before he unleashes his unholy orange flames, he devours the last remaining pieces of the soul. Depending on the person, the soul remnants can taste like fine wine or a spoiled gallon of milk. But again, The Cremator doesn't dine and tell.
The Cremator's flickering LED orange lights and fire crackling noises are so realistic that your guests will think they are his next meal. When he unleashes his holy flames, he does it with joy, laughing and cycling through 3 terrifying voice lines. Get ready to sacrifice your souls, the Cremator has come to collect!
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