It’s the most wonderful time of the year. In between making your list of presents and crossing off all of your successes, you’re probably planning to host or attend an ugly Christmas sweater party. No one ever thought that wearing something ugly would be appropriate, or better yet, encouraged, but here we are. It seems like ugly Christmas sweaters are here to stay, and honestly, we’re stoked on it. Ugly Christmas parties are the best time of year because you can wear whatever you want, and you’re SUPPOSED to look ugly. Instead of looking at Pinterest boards for inspiration on the hottest holiday fashions, it’s time to take a peek at your Grandmother’s closet. You can’t deny like Grams rocks the shit out of an embroidered turtleneck covered in pom-poms and smiling snowmen. That’s the kind of style that will win every ugly sweater competition this season. Take notes and say “see ya on New Year’s Eve” to all of your expensive get-ups and party outfits, because it’s time to get UGLY. *Plays Jason Derulo’s song “Ugly” on repeat for the entire month of December.*
We’re so glad you asked because honestly, we didn’t know either. We did some research and we aren’t going to bore you with an entire history lesson, but we are going to provide you with a briefing of why this ugly Christmas thing exists. So basically, Ugly Christmas started to get really popular around 2001. I know, right? Seems like just yesterday we started making ourselves look stupid on purpose. Ugh, they grow up so fast. Anyway, if you think back to what we just told you about your Grandma, it seems like ugly Christmas sweaters were a thing a long time ago. They just weren’t as popular. So, we believe that your Grandma started this trend, making her the coolest Grandmother to ever exist on planet earth. High five, Grandma! Hope you enjoyed our history lesson that really didn’t explain anything, but whatever. Let’s just talk about all of the ugly sweater ideas we have to offer.
We’ve got them. Just saying. If you need a men’s ugly Christmas sweater you've come to the right place. Spencer’s offers a wide variety of ugly Christmas sweaters for men because we really want our customers to connect with what they’re wearing. There’s something really special about the relationship you share with your Christmas sweater, and that’s why we take the time to come up with only the best options for our customers. Okay, we’re being a little dramatic because there’s really no reason for you want “connect” with your sweater, but we do have a huge selection of ugly sweater options for you to choose from. If you’re looking for tacky Christmas sweaters, we’ll give you tacky Christmas sweaters. If you want something that will make your friends laugh out loud, our funny Christmas sweaters are sure to take the cake. Take a look for yourself. We guarantee you won’t be disappointed.
TITS OUT FOR SANTA! Not sure if showing your boobies to the magical man will get you on the nice list or the naughty list, but it’s worth the risk. Honestly ladies, you can wear men’s ugly Christmas sweaters, too, but our women’s ugly sweaters are designed to fit you a little more snug and show off your bangin’ bod or whatever. You’ll stand out in every crowd with one of our women’s ugly Christmas sweaters and have a really good chance of winning any competition you enter. Check out all of our women’s ugly sweaters and get ready to celebrate the best Christmas yet!
Calling all class clowns: these funny ugly Christmas sweaters are designed just for you. If you’re somebody that lives for belly-laughs and always delivers a punchline, our funny sweaters are sure to get you into the holiday spirit. You’ll have a laugh-out-loud time that your friends will remember for years to come, unless there is drinking involved. In this case, we cannot confirm or deny that any of your friends will remember how funny your sweater was.
Alright, we think you’ve heard enough about ugly Christmas and how awesome it is, so now it’s up to you to find the perfect sweater for your next holiday party and celebrate the ugly way.