Galentine’s Day is coming up on February 13th! So you know what they say—ovaries before brovaries. Sisters before misters. Chicks before dicks. Girls go to college to get more knowledge; boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Shall we continue? Okay, good. Now that we’ve got that covered, it doesn’t matter that you don’t have a significant other to celebrate Valentine’s Day with. Besides, your girl friends are the literal best significant others you’ll ever have. Relationships turn to shit all the time, but your friends always have been and always will be the ones coming to your door with a pint of ice cream and your favorite movie when it goes south. So would you really rather go out of your way to try to score a last-minute date with a grimy guy who doesn’t even realize it’s V-Day? Or just plan an awesome date night with your bestie who actually cares about you? Exactly.
And to make your “date” night even more fun, why not surprise her with something? Here are our top Galentine’s Day gifts for your girls:
1. Wine & Dine
Do boys make you want to drink to forget your problems? Better yet, don’t have a boy to drink about? We got this one covered. This cute ass wine glass will fit any mood and keep you hydrated with your beverage of choice. Don’t forget to order your favorite meal and have a comfortable and relaxing girl’s night in! #MoreSushiPlease!
Round up the girls and get ready for an awesome game night. Grab a few drinks and forget about all those stupid boys for a while when you spend the night laughing with your besties over the hilarious What Do You Meme? Will you be the ultimate meme master? Let’s find out.
3. Body Jewelry
No man to give your girl jewelry this V-Day? Take it upon yourself to give her something cute and sparkly on Galentine’s Day. No, it obvi doesn’t have to have real diamonds or even break the bank, but something as simple as a titanium belly ring could make her day. She’ll be sparkling and shining in no time at all.
Give her this hilarious mug that just says “Sex toys and Fuck Boys,” because…. #true. Fuck boys ain’t it, sis.
6. Bath Bombs
Is there anything better than giving the gift of relaxation? Prob not. Bath bombs make the perfect Galentine’s Day present because they’re not only practical, but your girl friend will actually like…look forward to using them. Don’t want her to grow cobwebs “down there” while she’s waiting to find the next Mr. or Mrs. Right? An erotic bath bomb with mystery toy vibrator inside will make sure she definitely stays satisfied on her own. Talk about independence and SELF LOVE, baby!
Make her days a little less painful. Is there anything better than snuggin’ up in a Justin Bieber blanket? The answer is no. Your BFF will love being wrapped up in this perfect man.
Galentine’s Day is the best day of the year, so whether you’re wifed up or not, take the time to spoil your friends. After all the shit you put them through with your relationship drama, they deserve it. Trust us.