The holiday season is quickly approaching, which means it’s time to have some fun and take a load off (finally!) Everybody has a favorite way to celebrate Christmas, and Spencer’s favorite has always been rockin’ an ugly Christmas sweater. This year we want to help you find a sweater that will leave your friends and family belly-laughing their way to the new year.
Let’s be honest. This holiday is going to look a little different, as people have to quarantine. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a killer time in an outrageous Christmas sweater! Partying with your immediate family or Zooming your friends can be just as much fun. So whether you like showing some love to your favorite Christmas movie quote or a “punny” Christmas one-liner, our ugly Christmas sweaters are sure to leave Santa shaking his head. Here are Spencer’s top ugly Christmas sweaters of 2020:
There’s nothing wrong with a little “friendly” competition on Christmas. This ugly Christmas sweater is the perfect way to show your passion for the best holiday ever. With 3D Christmas trees and sewn-on balls, you’ll have the best sweater in the game. Let people know that NOBODY celebrates harder than you!
Oh holy fuck, the stars are brightly shining! (We know you just sang that!) Your grandma might not love this sweater, but your friends will! This hilarious ugly Christmas sweater will be a hit the whole holiday season. With pom-poms, tinsel, lights and a funny one liner, this sweater will have everyone chuckling.
You might end up on the naughty list, but this ugly Christmas sweater is too hysterical to ignore! When your family sees this pissed off gingerbread man flipping the bird, they’ll be rolling on the floor laughing. If you want a sweater that brings some comedy to your Christmas celebration (even if it’s over Zoom), this is the one for you!
Tits the season to be jolly! Gotta love a good play on words, right? This ugly Christmas sweater includes a sewn on pair of mittens that are conveniently placed (LOL). Bring the laughs and keep the ta-tas warm this holiday season!
Oh DEER! The Dat Ass Doe ugly Christmas sweater will have you shaking what your mama gave you all holiday long! With a punny line and 3D holiday bows and balls, this festive sweater will show off your humor and your rump perfectly.
If we’re being honest, this year has been really freaking long for all of us, and this holiday sweater pretty much sums up how we all feel now that it’s ending! The Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need a Beer ugly Christmas sweater is not only funny, it’s also true. Have a beer with Santa and take a load off. You deserve it!
Go snowballs deep for your ugly Christmas sweater party this year! You might be getting some coal in your stocking, but that’s only because you know the best present is a good laugh. This Snowballs Deep ugly Christmas sweater has a light-up snowman with a 3D sewn-on “holiday package!”
Screw the turkey dinner. We’re having cock for Christmas this year! Shock your family and friends this holiday when you wear this Xmas Cock ugly Christmas sweater. With a colorful light-up pattern and a rubber bird attached, this sweater is sure to get you on the naughty list. Santa might hate it, but don’t be a chicken.
This ugly Christmas sweater is festive, cozy and straight to the point. You LOVE Christmas and you want everyone to know it! The This Bitch Loves Christmas sweater lights-up and features a 3D wreath. It might be outrageous, but it’ll keep you warm and jolly this Christmas. Well, that and the egg nog.
Let ‘em rip at your holiday celebration with this Let It Blow ugly Christmas sweater. This sweater pictures a cute light-up snowman letting one loose, similar to you’ll be doing after eating your mom’s “famous” mashed potatoes. Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow all holiday season!
Everybody wants their ugly Christmas sweater to be the funniest, and we like to think our selection is pretty damn hilarious. It was hard to narrow down a top 10, so make sure to check out ALL of our ugly Christmas sweaters and find the perfect one for you!