There are two kinds of people in the world: those who wear tartan plaid skirts and velvet blazers for the holidays, and those who wear light-up, tinsel-covered, laughably ugly Christmas sweaters garnished with crude phrases. At Spencer’s, we are die-hard members of the latter group.

These 10 ugly Christmas sweaters promise to make the holidays funnier and more memorable!

Snowman Tits Ugly Christmas Sweater

1. Light-Up Snowman Tits Ugly Christmas Sweater

Holiday fashion should be fun! This unforgettably ugly Christmas sweater features lights, a cheery chevron design, and a pair of bawdy snowmen.

Let's Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater

2. Light-Up Let’s Falalala Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater

You came to drink eggnog and get it on, and you’re all out of eggnog. This light-up ugly Christmas sweater will earn you a spot on the naughty list.

Cheers Ho Ugly Christmas Sweater

3. Light-Up Cheers Ho Ugly Christmas Sweater

This light-up Fair Isle ugly Christmas sweater offers a glimpse of Santa’s true colors. His behavior is a real shocker, to say the least.

Tinsel Tits Ugly Christmas Poncho

4. Light-Up Tinsel Tits Poncho

Tinsel ranks high on our list of the best holiday decorations. Thanks to this light-up poncho, you can wear it! Rock on, tinsel tits!

Oh Holy Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater

5. Light-Up Oh Holy Fuck Ugly Christmas Sweater

Oh holy fuck, sometimes classic Christmas music can be catastrophically boring. This light-up ugly Christmas sweater will take your holiday from bad to rad in a flash.

Snow Couple Ugly Christmas Sweater

6. Snow Couple Ugly Christmas Sweater

This frosty couple sure knows how to heat things up! Wear this to your next holiday party to see who’s observant enough to read into this seemingly innocent ugly Christmas sweater.

Elf Ugly Christmas Sweater

7. Adult Elf Ugly Christmas Sweater

You may have sweaters, but do you have any sweaters that make it look like your head is attached to an elf’s body? Now’s your chance to snag one.

Where My Hos At Ugly Christmas Sweater

8. Light-Up Where My Hos At Ugly Christmas Sweater

Ho, ho, ho! This spicy red sweater is adorned with jingle bells, plaid sleeves, and the ultimate superstar, Santa!

Let It Blow Ugly Christmas Sweater

9. Light-Up Let It Blow Ugly Christmas Sweater

We all overindulge in Christmas cookies from time to time. If you should find yourself a little gassy this season, let it blow, let it blow, let it blow!

Marshmello Ugly Christmas Sweater

10. Light-Up Marshmello Christmas Sweater

If you’re tired of the same old holiday tunes, change it up with Marshmello! This light-up Marshmello Christmas sweater is guaranteed to get the festivities flowing.

Grab your gifts, throw on your boldest ugly Christmas sweater, and prepare to make this holiday season outrageous!