Danny Duncan is the ultimate prankster. He also happens to have some f@#%ing hilarious merch. Lucky for you, we decided to round up some of our fave Danny Duncan tees so you can show off your sense of humor and look good in the process.
Maybe don’t wear these tees to a wedding or a funeral. But hey, who are we to judge? Get ready to bring the laughs!
Danny Duncan Tees:
To Do List T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Your mom is so legendary, she probably watches Danny Duncan’s content nonstop. Trust us, she’ll be a huge fan of this hilarious tee.
Don’t Bully Me I’ll Cum T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Stand up against bullying when you wear this legendary tee! Assert your confidence and competence!
Two Seater T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Less than 5k miles. Gently used interior. Serious offers only… I know what I have! If you’re a Danny Duncan fan, adding this tee to your wardrobe is a must.
I Heart Hot Dads T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Who doesn’t love hot dads? I mean, they’re hot, hairy, sweaty, and irresistible!
Who Ate All The Pussy T Shirt – Danny Duncan
We love cats. We don’t eat them, Danny. This tee is sure to turn heads…
I Heart Sluts T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Wear your ❤️ on your sleeve when you rock this outrageous Danny Duncan tee.
Master Baiter T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Bring your rod and your worm on every adventure when you’re rocking this hysterical Danny Duncan tee.
Professional Virgin T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Abstinence is key. Make it clear you’re the ultimate virgin in this crack-up classic!
I Heart MILFs T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Add this tee to your wardrobe and declare your admiration for those lovely women with more experience!
World’s Best Ex-Girlfriend T Shirt – Danny Duncan
My ex and I have a great relationship. We absolutely hate each other! Celebrate your failed flings in this epic top.
I Heart Titties and Beer T Shirt – Danny Duncan
An unapologetic celebration of the simple pleasures in life. This one even has an ampersand on it, letting everyone know how fancy you are.
Eating Pussy Cures Depression T Shirt – Danny Duncan
Breaking news, this tee rocks. Put it on and watch the world smile!
Like we said, Danny Duncan has some pretty f@#%cking awesome merch. For more styles, check out our entire collection!
