'Love Violation!" The Ultimate Ticket Book'
Did he fall asleep after sex? Hand him a citation! Did she steal all the covers last night? It's gonna cost her! There's a ticket for every offense: Moral Bankruptcy, Bedroom Misdemeanors, Dating Disasters, Valentines Screw ups, and more! Each ticket includes fines, penalties, and appropriate insults, and can even be mailed if you're in a long-distance relationship. It gets the point across in a way that's funny, direct, and unforgettable.