We should probably put this in a giant font so you'll be able to read it with your huge old person glasses, but we'll assume you can get a grandkid or someone to read it for you:

I cannot see, I cannot pee
I cannot chew, I cannot screw
No sense of smell, I look like hell
My memory stinks, my hearing stinks
My body's dropping, got trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last;
The Goldent Years can kiss my ass!