Hey there, boys and girls! It’s your favorite merc with a mouth Deadpool here and I just wanted to tell you that Spencer’s is carrying a whole bunch of T-shirts plastered with my beautiful face (I promise I’m not getting paid for this). Grab one of my epic full-body shots splattered on the Deadpool Marvel Sword Slash T Shirt or the Red Tie Dye Deadpool T Shirt (I lied I’m totally getting paid for this). Don’t I look sexy in that suit? Some people say I have issues, as you can see from the I Have Issues Deadpool T Shirt or the I Have Issues Deadpool Marvel T Shirt, but I say they can kiss my glorious, round as—wait, wait… gotta remember the children. If you want to try looking as good as I do in this outfit, which you won’t, you can play pretend in the Sublimated Deadpool T Shirt or the Deadpool T Shirt, but honestly, you should stick to just watching me. It’ll be better. For both of us. So yea, there it is. Come buy my stuff, ok? They told me I get $95 dollars and a chimichanga for every shirt they sell and I sure could use the money. Bye!